You are such a good influence! Your cheery voices, "See Shell, cold weather fashion can be fun! Now go ahead, pull on your cutest skinny jeans, tuck 'em in and show us off!" keep me from Lazy Dressing Syndrome.
And we all know what happens when Lazy Dressing Syndrome takes over. It starts with the innocent donning of a zippered hoodie. Suddenly, it's March and we realize that we haven't worn anything but Yoga pants for the past four months. What's more, without the reality check of a button waist band, we haven't felt much need for exercise. Add to that a couple of Peppermint Mochas a week (Because, c'mon! It's such a festive drink!) and suddenly we're convinced that someone has come in the night and sewn all of our clothes a little too tight!
So thank you, boots. Your adorable presence, front and center in my closet, may just literally save my butt this winter.
Sincerely,
Willing to Slip on the Ice for the Sake of Fashion
Dear Mr. Impatient,
Instead of thinking to yourself, "All these losers are slowing down. I'll be awesome and pass them in the right lane." maybe what you should have thought was, "Gee, I wonder why E-V-E-R-Y-O-N-E on the road is slowing down At the same time."
Betcha figured out why pretty quick when your front bumper met the hind end of that deer.
Happy Fall (aka: Wildlife Migration Season)!
Sincerely,
Not Gonna Say I Told You So...
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